dandorfman (dandorfman) wrote,
dandorfman
dandorfman

Наш американский юмор.

Специально не перевожу, потому что даже перевод не будет понятен моим уважаемым российским френдам.
Good one

tax

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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